Website: Columbus Watering Holes

Little bit off regular posting schedule, I recently found this website: Columbus Watering Holes. It's an ode to bars gone by and current places to bend an elbow. In the "defunct" section, you can get shirts featuring Bernie's, Mean Mr. Mustard's, Larry's and more.

Video: The Beetkeepers play SInce He's Been Gone @ Rumba Cafe in 2010

Columbus Alive - Local music: The Beetkeepers

Back in 2010, the Beetkeepers lone album was reissued by Old 3C and the band got together to play a show, per this Columbus Alive article:

In the winter of 1988, J.P. Olsen, Steve Perakis and John Messersmith gathered in what Olsen calls “a crappy, cold apartment off North High” and became The Beetkeepers, concocting a thoughtful, jangly brand of college rock reminiscent of what R.E.M. and Camper Van Beethoven were doing in those days. 

The band practiced almost daily for a couple of months. Then they started playing shows and quit practicing altogether. After releasing an album the following spring, The Beetkeepers called it quits a few months later when Olsen moved to New York for a reporting job 

Time-wise, the band was little more than a blip in Columbus music history, but they made a deep impression on Ohio music archivist Paul Nini -- enough that he reissued their self-titled album this year on his Old 3C label. And just in time for a new generation to discover the recordings, The Beetkeepers will take the stage for the first time in two decades Saturday at Rumba.

New Additions: Beetkeepers s/t Album

Some bands have multiple releases and tracking them down can be quite the quest, especially when self-released or released on long out of business local labels. Luckily, though the Beetkeepers only released one self-titled album in 1987 on Curt Schieber's No Other Records, a few copies have been floating around Columbus record stores, and I was able to grab a pristine copy recently at Elizabeth Records on Indianola. Based on a few descriptions, I was expecting a take on alternative country, but this less alternative and more straightforward, with a strong 70s singer/songwriter vibe.

Know Yer Band: Beetkeepers

Band: Beetkeepers

Members
Vocals/Guitar - James Olsen
Bass/Vocals - Stephen Perakis
Drums/Marimba/Vocals - John Messersmith

Releases
1988 - Beetkeepers s/t album (No Other Records)

Shit-Fi.com - Back to Ohio Blues Reissue Review

At Shit-Fi.com, there is nice in-depth review of the Back to Ohio Blues album by Raven, here is a sample of that:

This record, from 1975, could be considered a progenitor to the unique admixture of forward-looking sound and retrograde, gutter lyrical subject-matter associated with rocknroll from Ohio. Raven doesn’t approach the cerebral proto-punk of a band like Pere Ubu in any way; rather, the darkness, nihilism, and desperation of Electric Eels or even H-100s, as well as the fuck-you-I’m-gonna-do-it-my-way independence of Vertical Slit or Mike Rep, are apparent here. (Mike Rep wrote the liner notes to this reissue; although they’re enthusiastic, writing basement guitar riffs is clearly his forte.) The context of Mike Rep’s “Rocket to Nowhere” and “Mama Was a Schitzo,” both cream-of-the-crop skeletal early punk songs recorded circa 1975, comes into focus listening to Raven. This record doesn’t diminish the shit-fi achievement of Raven’s Columbus compatriot, but rather, when listening to them side-by-side, affinities emerge that make punk rock’s musical rupture less stark than we often consider it to be. Ohio from 1975 to 1978, when “Rocket To Nowhere” was released, was a long way from Kings Road or even The Bowery, but knowing that the Velvets played in Ohio often and Iggy & co. began only three and a half hours away, I would like to think that Johnny Ramone or Johnny Rotten would have heard a sound in both Raven and Mike Rep and the Quotas that made sense to them and their respective interpretations of what would be named punk rock.

Video: Back to Ohio Blues by Raven

Cleveland Scene: Mad Jam Man - Raven brings his badass biker blues to the Beachland

After the reissue of Raven's lone album Back to Ohio Blues, he actually did the thing - came back to Ohio (from California) and played a show. In this case, it was in 2008 at Cleveland's Beachland Ballroom along with Times New Viking and Mike "Rep" Hummel, the man who helped resuscitate the album. Cleveland Scene wrote up a piece on it at the time:

"He made the music because it was inside of him and needed to be expressed," writes Rep in the liner notes. "Like a shark has to swim to breathe, Raven has to record his gut-wrenching creations - perhaps exorcising his demons onto wax, one could say." 

As so, many of Raven's messed-up eulogies to drugs, death and sleaze were derived straight from his outlaw biker escapades throughout the early '70s. "I was in Florida working for this guy [who] would fly his Learjet to Columbia and bring me the kilos to cut up with my musketry," recalls Raven in a phone interview. "I walked into his place, and there was nothing in the house but brown paper bags full of pot. There must have been one living room, one kitchen, three bedrooms full of dope."

When I started this project, I knew there would be obscure and unusual records important to understanding the history of Columbus music. Pretty early on, someone tipped me to Raven, and the story of his 1975 album Back to Ohio Blues. It's the sort of ear candy anyone doing research wants to investigate. A lone release, decades old, produced only for family and friends, no name attached, finding an audience (albeit small one). After almost thirty years, a vinyl reissue is done in 2012 thanks Mike "Rep" Hummel, signed and numbered. Total collector bait, but worth it nonetheless. The record is wild primitive blues, drugged out and disjointed, but compelling, easy to see why it would turn into a legend worth repeating.

Know Yer Band: Raven

Band: Raven

Members
Anonymous

Releases
1975 - Back To Ohio Blues album (Owl)

614: Long Playing - Inside Musicol

Over at 614 Magazine in July 2018, Mike O'Shaughnessy explores the local gem that is Musicol:

Digital media has become the throwaway pile, whereas your vinyl collection has been restored as the musical collection with which to impress your friends. 

Which is why it’s worth celebrating that of the few one-stop factories left in the country, one shares a zip code with Rod’s Western Palace. 

House Engineer Keith Hanlon has been behind the mixing board in Studio A since 2013, filling Smith’s boots when he left for Texas. A few things drew him to concentrate his energies at Musicol, but among them was the prospect of getting to spend every day at work amongst his own personal utopia of classic sound engineering. When he attended Ohio University, his class was the last to work with tape before ditching analog for the impending condensing. 

“It is the oldest studio in Columbus [1968]. The studio’s history drew me in, but the kicker is the collection of vintage gear there. I’m able to work in both the digital and analog realms. We still have multitrack tape machines there, and plenty of musicians want the opportunity to record to tape,” he said. “I love the workflow of an analog session, because everybody knows they have to nail the performance. Editing a performance is much more time-consuming and difficult.” Hanlon’s presence completes the circle of quality that comes with a session at Musicol: the studio thrives because of the caliber of the gear and of the staff controlling the machines.

Video: The Hairy Patt Band at Bernie's 1993

Magnet: From The Desk Of Battleme's Matt Drenik - The Hairy Patt Band

Jason Drenik's brother Matt of Austin, TX stoner-rock band Lions and country/folk outfit Battleme guest edited at Magnet Magazine back in 2014 and talked about his brother Jason and The Hairy Patt Band:

“Oh, you know Matty, I just can’t handle the way he sings. He sounds like a hillbilly,” my mom said late one night. 

She was referring to my older brother and, more importantly, his seminal cow punk band, the Hairy Patt Band. Now he may be rolling his eyes when I say seminal, but to me his guttural howl was just as important as any of the shit that was crowding the FM radio at the time. And this was the early ’90s, back when you might actually turn on the radio and hear something you liked. There was something about my brother’s songs that was demonic and fearless. He didn’t just sing about Richard Ramirez; he channeled that psycho into the forefront of my teenage brain in crusty waves of garage rock, bullets and blood.

New Additions: Buford's Last Pusser by The Hairy Patt Band

Two-member bands were the rage in the early 2000s thanks to The White Stripes and The Black Keys, but garage/punk/lo-fi duos have been around long before that, and Columbus has had a few. The Hairy Patt Band, featuring Joe Patt (later of Them Wranch) and Jason Drenik made a disjointed and dirty ruckus in the 90s, and I recently grabbed their first album Buford's Last Pusser off Amazon. It's loud, weird, jarring and occasionally melodic, far less song oriented than the aforementioned Stripes or Keys, but equally engrossing.

Know Yer Band: The Hairy Patt Band

Band: The Hairy Patt Band

Members
Joe Patt - Vocals/Drums
Jason Drenik - Vocals/Guitar

Releases
1993 - I'm So Angry, You're Going To Die 7" EP (The Belly FU oh Happy Whale / Chrome Frog Records)
1994 - Buford's Last Pusser ‎album (Choke)
1995 - Brown Sounds Of The Hairy Patt Band 7" single (Chrome Frog Records)
1996 - Marc The Narc ‎7" single (In The Red Recordings)
1997 - Hairy Patt Band Music album (Burnt Sienna Records)
1997 - Split Single w/The White-Outs (Burnt Sienna Records)